Behind the face of a thousand smiles.
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EDWIN TAN [ 26 SEPTEMBER 1990.
Becoming stronger than ever.
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since january2008
Sunday, December 24, 2006 2:52 AM
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent
a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain... do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter what..
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us
both Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you,too!
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